Remember that post about me babysitting the other day? No, because you hate me and my posts? Well fuck you. Anyway, the mother came by again and a gave me a growler of a nice porter as a sign of gratitude. That growler is now empty. Ask me anything -- ALMOST anything, I guess. Also, hello!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/08/2016 at 00:00 • Filed to: it is now officially late enough to shitpost

DISCUSSION (23)

Trunk Impaired 318 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:04

Which of the Dogfish Head that she brought you was best?

See, I remember. The lurkers always remember.

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:04

Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

Wanna see me do it again?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Leadbull
09/08/2016 at 00:06

THE QUICKSTER!!!

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:06

I wish people would bring me growlers for watching my own kids.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Trunk Impaired 318
09/08/2016 at 00:06

90 minute IPA, always

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:07

Kinja'd!!!

true or false this is how your significant other will view your next car.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:08

Your doggo is a secret alien who is about to take over the world and will steal your Celica (or is300 sports back or Soarer) to do so. Would you allow doggo to do that?

Trunk Impaired 318 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:08

Tis a good one.

Leadbull > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:09

WITH THE ABILITY TO RUN REALLY... QUICK

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:12

1) how was the raisin beer?

2) what just stung my arm that's causing it to turn red and get puffy? And 2A) do I need to burn the house down?

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:20

I don’t know what a ‘growler’ or a ‘porter’ is, but I’ll have you know all of oppo doesn’t need to know about whatever it is you’re doing with this lady, buddy.

I’m not even going to GIS those terms. I’m keeping my eyes clean tonight. For the next hour, anyway. Well...half-hour. Ten minutes. One mi- oh, who am I kidding...* switches to the incognito tab*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl
09/08/2016 at 00:20

1) still haven’t drank it (tomorrow I will)

2) likely a velvet ant?????

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > cbell04
09/08/2016 at 00:21

I buy Toyotas, so it won’t be a lemon, but it will be old, rusty, and immortal.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
09/08/2016 at 00:22

Sure would

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RallyWrench
09/08/2016 at 00:22

Life is a cruel mistress. For you I suppose.

cbell04 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/08/2016 at 00:42

Do it.

Kinja'd!!!